This is a parody or something. Also, some of these images have been reduced in size/black-and-whiteified just to emphasize similarities. In saying that, don't sue me. Please?
Gene Simmons
Ted BundyEh, the similarities between Gene and Ted aren't too eerie. Like, on the 'OH, SHIT!'-o-meter, it's about a 3.5, but still.
Ted Bundy, for the uninformed, was a serial killer who went on a rampage between 1974-1978. He is estimated to have killed anywhere from 26 to over 100 young girls between the ages of 15-25, however one of his victims was only 12 years old. He would also rape his victims or sometimes engage in necrophilia. When he was finally arrested and put in jail, he somehow acquired a hacksaw and escaped, attacking six other girls (three survived) over the space of about a month. He was finally caught once more and sentenced to the electric chair, where the piece of shit finally died.
TL;DR: He was a fucking creeper.
Gene Simmons, famous for being the fire-breathing, tongue waggling bassist and one of the vocalists in the rock band KISS. He has also apparently slept with over 4600 women, it was likely consensual, and he most certainly never killed any of them. He's also up to his eyes in money. That's pretty much all we need to know to say that Gene Simmons kicks Ted's ass. To Jupiter.
Gene Simmons: even though he's probably a walking, talking STD, he wins at life more than we ever, ever will.
Next!
Heidi and Spencer Prick -- er, Pratt
Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo
...
AAAAAAAAHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Ted Bundy, for the uninformed, was a serial killer who went on a rampage between 1974-1978. He is estimated to have killed anywhere from 26 to over 100 young girls between the ages of 15-25, however one of his victims was only 12 years old. He would also rape his victims or sometimes engage in necrophilia. When he was finally arrested and put in jail, he somehow acquired a hacksaw and escaped, attacking six other girls (three survived) over the space of about a month. He was finally caught once more and sentenced to the electric chair, where the piece of shit finally died.
TL;DR: He was a fucking creeper.
Gene Simmons, famous for being the fire-breathing, tongue waggling bassist and one of the vocalists in the rock band KISS. He has also apparently slept with over 4600 women, it was likely consensual, and he most certainly never killed any of them. He's also up to his eyes in money. That's pretty much all we need to know to say that Gene Simmons kicks Ted's ass. To Jupiter.
Gene Simmons: even though he's probably a walking, talking STD, he wins at life more than we ever, ever will.Next!
Heidi and Spencer Prick -- er, Pratt
Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo...
AAAAAAAAHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
-- oh yeah, descriptions. I need descriptions on these people. Um...
Karla and Paul raped and killed young girls, including Karla's own god damn sister. And videotaped it. I'm not going to say much else except they did scary things and also Karla is a free woman right now.
Spencer and Heidi... what the hell did they do again? I don't know, but in any case my Speidi sense is tingling and I'm going to hide under my desk for the rest of my life.
Karla and Paul raped and killed young girls, including Karla's own god damn sister. And videotaped it. I'm not going to say much else except they did scary things and also Karla is a free woman right now.
Spencer and Heidi... what the hell did they do again? I don't know, but in any case my Speidi sense is tingling and I'm going to hide under my desk for the rest of my life.
